moral complexity

 ever see those little shits thinking theyre all the shit

 thinking up trolley problems where its like "what if you could feed 100 families by pulling the lever, would ya do it then, huh"

 "what if you could press a button to get one dollar, but it costs one and a half dollars"

 yeah, 'what if'

 get real

 the only real moral theory is that you killed those families, pulled that trolley onto someone, by putting them into that situation

 not them

 there's no ethical conundrum behind what evils self driving cars perform when their brakes cut out and they're careening into a trolley problem. whatever evil acts you ascribe to them actually belong to the companies that made them drive themselves

 and if those companies belong to you, you're your own victim

 the idea of a shared moral ownership - even just the idea that those companies pay taxes that go to you, and you pay taxes and make laws that go to them - is just as disgusting when it's about sharing moral ownership over starving slaves. or over raving crews of pirates. is there such thing as a necessary evil? to life?

 are we all pirates?

 well.. maybe. but anybody can still choose to do good. once the trolley problem is over, you're going to go home and make another choice, and another, and another.