a modest proposal

trivia fact: grape-nuts has a mascot boy who kills people for grape-nuts

 the word "Process of Producing Alimentary Products" is too professional'

 so is "Food Compound"

 new name:

 peanut butter

 the word "peanut butter" is outdated

 new name:

 nutter

 coming soon:

 nuttose

 the meat made out of nut

kellogg would not be proud of what his inventions are now used for

an entire family was frozen, flaked, and packed into this 24 ounce box

 man is capable of extraordinary things when he is made to produce, and to consume, in excess

 such as eating the equivalent of a hundred peanuts every day with no concern for his own health

 guzzling down the equivalent of fifteen cups of tea in caffeine by the hour

 the ability for man to tolerate such excesses is what separates man from every other living, thinking animal

 like a victorian castle surviving cannon shot after shot

 built to the strength of ten thousand stones

 pushed to the brink over and over

 still standing strong at the end of the night