what should demons be
demons should be prepared
every part of a demon is meticulously planned for its objective
a demon's blood, maybe, for pumping oxygen
but you know whats even better than pumping oxygen?
turning into acid and irritating people's eyes when it evaporates
a demon has a plan for that
and for every other organ, every single thought in its pseudo-skull, no matter how small the demon is
demons should be cunning
if a demon pursues you
or if you pursue a demon
it should suddenly present a proof of your own demise, scratched onto stone, or a book, or a sign, or a person
layers upon layers of half-true symbols and logic knotted around a core of falsehood
paradoxically forcing its own conclusion into the world around it while being eaten at the roots
demons should be unknown
demons sew themselves into reality to make it harder to tell where the rest of the world ends and where they begin
they might seek to make themselves seen as a guardian spirit of a family
as a saint
a visage of a dead man or a ghost, but truly neither, rather, something more horrible
or in our modern age, a factory town's factory, belching blood and steel
demons themselves ought to become heresy to even think about
appearing organic or mechanical, or both, to throw off suspicion
planning their own false deaths and their own resurrections as easily as throwing away a pair of socks and putting another pair on
on dnd 5e
yeah - supposedly you could have all this shit in the monster manual(s)
and they do fairly well to do it
theyve got a part about demonic tomes (which drive you mad), demons returning from the nether realm (which, in dnd, is an actual place) - for a demon does not truly die; theyve also got smart demons and powerful demons and even the least demon has some of these aspects
theyve also got this horrible demon blood that seeps in thru the windows and literally becomes part of reality
but i wouldnt say that they did good by it
1. they're too setting specific. demons will always be x, y, z, and the demons from the expansion book will always be a, b, c
2. they aren't emblematic, even of themselves. the way that their entries are written sound like the way you would fight ordinary orcs ... except for the "coming back" part.
but even that doesn't happen for most of them. does it?
they already have a full list of enemies - "your society" isn't on the list, nor is "your god" or "your character" unless you choose a premade one. that is to say, demons weren't made to be the enemy of truth, or the ego, or justice, or sanity or reason, necessarily. some demon lords are, but again, those demon lords tend to cancel each-other out.
3. the lore doesn't justify itself in narrative. why are the horrible spider people demons? why is the lord of undead 3 demons in a big suit? why isn't vecna a demon?
i would note there's a small difference between "doesn't justify itself" and "room for imagination"
in dnd, its definitely the first and not the second
lolth isn't a demon and didn't become one. she was just really smelly, and got so smelly that she didn't lost her divinity became friends with demons became a demon - what gives?
meanwhile, some smelly guy died and turned into a big heaping pile of rotting flesh
and he became orcus, demon lord #9
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