mathematical proxy

it's not that hard to find servers that have shut down after 4 years. 5 years, 10 years, no problem

maybe even 999 years

accordingly, you could have gone and bought some cloud space in those servers to run your application on

that $2 that you spent on your minecraft server rental can go very far

go further than the bible

last longer than the longest kalpa, if you spend your money in the right places

but forever?

oof

sorry kid

better luck in the next universe